CalGleeO-øyeblikk

Hva får man om man blander italiensk fotball og tv-serien Glee? CalGleeO, selvsagt :) Vet ikke med dere, men jeg finner tanken på fotballspillere som danser og synger om følelsene sine vanvittig underholdende. Så, for å dele disse tankene med dere - her er mitt første CalGleeO-øyeblikk, inspirert av ryktene om at enkelte Interspillere konspirerer mot Leonardo og at det jobbes med å hente José Mourinho tilbake.

Sangen er "Be Prepared" fra "The Lion King". Finn fram på Spotify e.l - og enjoy :)

(Mou)

I never thought the Seria A essential.

It's crude and unspeakably plain.

But maybe it has a glimmer of potential

if allied to my vision and brain?

I know that your powers of retention

are as wet as a warthog's backside.

But thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride.

It's clear from your vacant expressions

the lights are not all on upstairs.

But we're talking kings and successions.

Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime.

Be prepared for sensational news.

A shining new era

is tiptoeing nearer...

(Sneijder)

And where do we feature?

(Mou)

Just listen to teacher!

I know it sounds sordid

but you'll be rewarded

when at last I am given my dues,

and injustice deliciously squared.

Be prepared!

(Maicon)

Yeah, be prepared.

Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh..

For what?

(Mou)

For the fall of Leonardo.

(Maicon)

Why? Is he sick?

(Mou)

No, fool -- we're gonna remove him. And Moratti too.

(Sneijder)

Great idea! Who needs a coach?

(Sneijder, and then Maicon)

No coach! No coach! la-la-la-la-laa!

(Mou)

Idiots! There will be a coach!

(Maicon)

Hey, but you said, uh...

(Mou)

I will be coach! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!

(Sneijder and Maicon)

Yaay! All right! Long live the coach!

(All Nerazzurri)

Long live the coach! Long live the coach!

It's great that we'll soon be connected

with a coach who'll be all-time adored.

(Mou)

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

to take certain duties on board.

The future is littered with prizes,

and though I'm the main addressee,

the point that I must emphasize is -

You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century!

Be prepared for the murkiest scam!

Meticulous planning,

tenacity spanning,

decades of denial

is simply why I'll

be king undisputed,

respected, saluted,

and seen for the wonder I am!

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared.

Be prepared!

(All)

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared.

Be prepared!